Sunday, September 16, 2007

Life and its vicissitudes

Isnt that a cute fucking word?! English and its magic, ceaseless fodder for amazement. When God made this language, he sure was in a good mood. And when he handed me some help in learning English, I am sure he had different plans. Look what I do to this virginal angel. Ok, now that you are here.. read on.

There are some things that I do better in life than others. That statement really does not help, cos you my unfortunate reader, dont really know much about me to start with. Not to worry, cos not knowing about me will probably not bring any sea change to your life. However, since I am feeling crappy all inside and I need to get some heat off my chest, this is as good a topic as any to fill the next 10 odd lines.

So what stuff do I do better than others??

I can brood and sleep tight over what could potentially blow up my life to smithereens. I have an unusually calm attitude to some really brain busting issues and I get completely charged up about non issues. Thats a really sad take on my life but hey, when did I say I was completely upto this one.

Anyway, right now, my life is on the highway at 300 mph with no destination in sight and two flat tyres. I cant stop and I cant go on either. I look here and there for crutches that might help me carry on but that is just what those crutches will do - help me carry on. But the big ego bastard that I am, I am not sure if I would want to lean on anyone.

This post is so fucking boring, if you have come here by accident, may God bless you with better luck next time and if you have come here expecting me to tell you a fairy tale, you got 2 minutes to go, puke and forget this address.

Till later, may God richly bless you, may you have good sex and yes, I hope you dont bump into unexpected jerks.